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Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:24 pm
by Amskeptic
. . . . . . '11 . . .'12 . . .'13 . . .'14 . . .'15 . . .'16 . . .'17 . . .'18 . . . '19 . . . 2020
Visits ... 54 .... 48 .... 48 ..... 57 .... 68 .... 75 ..... 57 .... 41 ...... 51 ..... 4
Gross .. 20.0 .. 19.4 .. 22.0 .. 26.1 .. 30.4 .. 31.6 .. 29.4 .. 24.3 .. 27.7 ... $ 5,670
Fuel .... 5.3 .... 3.5 ... 4.0 .... 4.9 ... 2.9 .... 3.2 ... 3.1 ... 3.8 .... 3.3 .... $ 1,490
Ldgng .. 4.6 .... 3.4 ... 3.8 .... 4.7 ... 4.0 .... 5.3 ... 4.0 ... 2.4 ... 2.0 ..... $ 1,440
Nt/Call..194 .... 262 ... 293 ... 289 ... 344 ... 369 ... 374 .. 441 ... 440 .....$ 685

Total Miles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9,545 ( -9,828 )
Actual Work Weeks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 ( - 3 )
Average Weekly Income Amortized Yr. . . . . . . . . . . . 54
Average miles to each work call . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000 (+620)
Average fuel expense per call . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 373 ( +309 )
Average fuel economy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 mpg ( + 1.2mpg)
Promotional Tour Miles (within above) ............ 5,865
Promotional Tour Visits/Weeks ....................... 6/4

I would like to thank the United States of America for helping me survive the pandemic-forced shutdown of my business income on March 5, 2020 by means of an accepted application for unemployment benefits and a SBA loan that came in at $11,000.00, so it will be applied to my losses and paid off at $58.00/mth for the next three decades. The promotional tour from September 10 through October 14, 2020 was a series of beer-lubricated socially distanced visits that included only conversations and walk-arounds with no invoices or payments for services rendered. A single income-generating call was also performed in December with no participation from my customer.

My rickety little rowboat might be listing a bit and my socks might be wet, and I might have lost an oar, and I might be paddling in circles, but it is another day on Earth, and that is all I ask in this moment.
Colin

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Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:33 pm
by lilpig88
Quite a ride.
Good to hear from you, Colin.

Andrew and Lynda

Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:06 am
by Amskeptic
lilpig88 wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:33 pm
Quite a ride.
Good to hear from you, Colin.

Andrew and Lynda
More to come. It was good to see you on the HMCIMBT. More to come ...
Colin

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Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:41 pm
by asiab3
Is that Mitch's driveway??

I'm dreading the final 2020 tally; I have not yet added anything besides 12,279 total miles… Meeting up on your HMCIMB Tour gives my Schedule C a boost… $0.575 per mile is quite good, in a traveling house as economical as a Volkswagen camper.

Just don't dunk the pretty yellow one in the lake, k?
Robbie

Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 5:08 pm
by hippiewannabe
A 56% increase in Net per Call! You're crushing it!

Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:17 pm
by lilpig88
Mitch's driveway, yes!

Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:56 am
by Amskeptic
hippiewannabe wrote:
Tue Feb 02, 2021 5:08 pm
A 56% increase in Net per Call! You're crushing it!

Crushing it. Crushed. Good. You still in FL? I am wrapping a Miami call shortly.
Colin

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Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:35 am
by hippiewannabe
Amskeptic wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:56 am
You still in FL?
Yep, We'll probably be here through mid-May. Stop on by, you can have a celebration/cry-in beer!

Re: Results Just In! oh ha ha haaa

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 3:17 am
by Abscate
Net of $685

I hate having to choose between escorts and blow.