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camping with Sasquatch!

Post by justgimmecoffee » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:58 am

found this on portland craigslist:

"Join Dan Ronyak, part owner of Portland Movie Tours, and card carrying member of the Western Bigfoot Society, for an outing to the Great Outdoors of Oregon for the chance to camp at Stub Stewart State Park, in the heart of locations where a Sasquatch or two have been seen. Through first hand accounts, Dan has heard stories that would make your hair stand on end. Accomodations would include a charter bus ride to the semi-wild location, campfire wood, and food, as well as the Big Screen TV and DVD in the bus to watch Sasquatch documentaries or old seventies Bigfoot films."

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Post by hambone » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:11 am

Sounds like a weird experience with the lunatic fringe, but now ORGANIZED!
Ehh nothing new you guys camp with Sasquatch every time you just don't know it.
Ok maybe I'm fooling myself. Sure go thru a lot of razors....................
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Re: camping with Sasquatch!

Post by Bookwus » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:28 am

justgimmecoffee wrote:found this on portland craigslist:

"Join Dan Ronyak, part owner of Portland Movie Tours, and card carrying member of the Western Bigfoot Society, for an outing to the Great Outdoors of Oregon for the chance to camp at Stub Stewart State Park, in the heart of locations where a Sasquatch or two have been seen. Through first hand accounts, Dan has heard stories that would make your hair stand on end. Accomodations would include a charter bus ride to the semi-wild location, campfire wood, and food, as well as the Big Screen TV and DVD in the bus to watch Sasquatch documentaries or old seventies Bigfoot films."
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Post by hambone » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:46 am

Well of course from Bookwus.
I don't think the Tillamook Forest is good Sasquatch habitat. Too much disturbance, too many fires.
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Post by Bookwus » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:49 am

Hiya Bob,
hambone wrote:.......I don't think the Tillamook Forest is good Sasquatch habitat.
The only good habitat for a Sasquatch is a Hollywood special effects department.
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Post by hambone » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:50 am

Hmmmm I HAVE been thinking about getting into film....................
Sasquatch-doubter. :pale:
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Post by Bookwus » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:55 am

Hiya Bob,
hambone wrote:......Sasquatch-doubter.
Is that like being a Sasquatch - agnostic? If so, I'm way beyond that. I'm more like the Madeline Murray O'Hare of Sasquatch - athiests.
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Post by justgimmecoffee » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:43 pm

I think you need a hairy-er avatar, Hambone. Its time to quit hiding and admit yer a Bigfoot.

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Post by Manfred » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:56 pm

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Post by LiveonJG » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:37 pm

Aren't they nothing more that trans-dimensional monkeys that pilot UFOs and throw their own poop?

I think I've heard that...

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Post by Gypsie » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:50 pm

John, you really should just ignore them voices. They'll just get you into trouble :geek:
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Post by LiveonJG » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:51 pm

Good advice.

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Post by Sylvester » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:04 pm

When I was camping this weekend, I saw a man walking in the woods, no shirt and just shorts. In the middle of no where too, until I looked in the cove (We were on an island) and saw a boat but in the middle, not sure if he swam or not. Anyway, I pointed to him walking int he woods and told the wife there is Bigfoot. The wife about yelled out, she thought I meant it. I did not see any beef jerky though.
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