Artisinal Motor Oil

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Artisinal Motor Oil

Post by static » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:29 pm

Fair trade, organic petroleum. Hand-drawn using pumps made from
reclaimed wood and iron fixtures, batch-aged in cherry-wood casks.

Delivered in post-consumer cardboard boxes by the dozen. The certified, home-schooled cartons are dated and include a short narrative about the Guatemalan roughnecks and Sudanese truck drivers who made it all possible.

All profits go to wash the feet of puppies who were tragically caught on the Louisiana and Alabama beaches after the BP oil spill.

Price upon request.

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Post by ruckman101 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:04 pm

How does it hold up to an IPA?


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Re: Artisinal Motor Oil

Post by JLT » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:59 am

static wrote:Fair trade, organic petroleum. Hand-drawn using pumps made from
reclaimed wood and iron fixtures, batch-aged in cherry-wood casks.
Mmmmmm ... cherry!
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(sometimes towing a '65 Allstate single-wheel trailer)
Former buses: '61 17-window Deluxe "Pink Bus"
'70 Frankenwestie "Blunder Bus"
'71 Frankenwestie "Thunder Bus"

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Post by Hippie » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:10 pm

No thanks. I already have my favorite

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