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Just when you think you've heard everything....

Post by zblair » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:35 am

THIS:

Orgasm for Peace

This couple is organizing a demonstration where everyone has an orgasm on December 22 while thinking about World Peace.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

Ooookaaayy! Can people really get off while thinking about world peace? Isn't that kind of like thinking about baseball?

(Note for anyone who needs it..."thinking about baseball" is a cliched phrase for men thinking about something other than sex in hopes of not having an early liftoff)

Many of you might be too young to remember or know this, but maybe this couple took John Lennon and Yoko Ono in *Bed for Peace* a little too seriously, eh? So the new catchphrase would be:

:hippy2: Give a piece a chance????!

Okay, bad I know but this was really funny to me!
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Post by DjEep » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:20 am

I'm in, so's the ol' lady :geek:
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Post by RussellK » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:29 am

Well, since it's for a good cause. I'm in too.

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Post by zblair » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:31 am

HA! I wonder how many *peace babies* will happen out of this? Just a thought there. :colors:
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Post by DjEep » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:47 am

No Babies! More people won't help achieve world peace.
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Post by poptop tom » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:50 am

I once knew a girl named World Peace.
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Post by vdubyah73 » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:29 pm

Whirled peas ? :wave:


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Post by LiveonJG » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:51 pm

They should try to nail down a specific time. Who knows what could happen with a single intense burst of positive energy? (Ladies, feel free to go multiple!) I'm going to start practicing up for "the Big Day" just as soon as my wife gets home!
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Post by vdubyah73 » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:40 pm

I'm going out on a limb here, moderators delete if you must, but it's kinda funny and fits the topic.

This link is not safe for work or if a young-un is looking over yer shoulder.

http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/ ... uction.flv
MassProduction.flv - Video - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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Post by LiveonJG » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:25 pm

Well, Bill in just one post I have gained a whole new perspective on you. Exactly how did you find that? No, wait, I really dont want to know. Is it the aftermath of one of those group weddings? The sound alone is like some twisted Sailor Moon fantasy. My God Bill! This is a new low for this forum! May the Mods have mercy on your soul. It's going to take a shitload of Hail Marys to fix this one. I suggest you get started.
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Post by zblair » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:25 pm

Ay-yi-yi......or is that.........!!!!!

Now I can officially say I've seen porn on the internet...LMFAO!
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Post by jberger » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:39 pm

LiveonJG wrote:Well, Bill in just one post I have gained a whole new perspective on you. Exactly how did you find that? No, wait, I really dont want to know. Is it the aftermath of one of those group weddings? The sound alone is like some twisted Sailor Moon fantasy. My God Bill! This is a new low for this forum! May the Mods have mercy on your soul. It's going to take a shitload of Hail Marys to fix this one. I suggest you get started.
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What is wrong with por.... I mean art??? huh?

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Post by DjEep » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:51 pm

I saw that on a different forum earlier. The sound will haunt me forever....
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Post by zblair » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:01 pm

jberger wrote:What is wrong with por.... I mean art??? huh?
Cheerios.....nut n honey!

I was just surprised is all :joker:
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Post by vdubyah73 » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:45 am

Sounded like seagulls at a landfill to me! I saw it on TS and just had to bring it over. Yeah I'm an old perv, me and Nan will be doin' our bit on the 22'nd.
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